What is the definition of Periodically Medical Research?

Periodically medical research is like the occasional therapist for your body - it comes and goes, offering a few sessions of 'aha!' moments, only to be replaced by a long-term appointment for 'omething else' that might not even be medically related. But let's be real, in this case, it's more like a periodic therapy session for your outdated dieting plan.

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Edgy example: "The periodic medical research revealed that our favorite snack - the midnight munchies - is actually just our body's way of saying, 'Hey, you need a sugar crash now!'"